i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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