A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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