Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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