all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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