Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
You took a bar mat shot.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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