I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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