So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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