Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
