Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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