We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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