she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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