I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My vagina just recognized that song.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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