My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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