And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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