Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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