im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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