Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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