Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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