Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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