we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Plan B is the new Plan A
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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