its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
