? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My dad just said "fuck circus"
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize