so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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