How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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