He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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