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Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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