check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I cockslap morals
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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