I must be too annoying 4 u.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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