just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My life is pants optional.
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