i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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