just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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