...so i touched it.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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