That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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