never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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