I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I think your dad took our porno
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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