I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
