I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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