She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm just crazy horny about you
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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