He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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