Fuck appropriateness.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Bring me that man meat
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