Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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