how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
