Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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