That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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