Porn is love you can see.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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