If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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