oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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