It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I am mentally ready for anal.
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