I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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