glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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