Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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