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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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