im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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