we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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