You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My bed smells like the plague
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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