Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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